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Open Letter from WNBA

    Hi there Jake,                                                                                                                                        

    Thank you for sharing your views about the Women’s National Basketball Association with your 401 Twitter followers (most of which are probably robots who enjoy your sense of humor). So you enjoy NASCAR? What did you think when Danica Patrick wandered off duty as the school crossing guard and into a NASCAR race? I see you are a fan of the Penske racing team. Do you support Team Sexist drivers as well?     

    How many times have you flown solo across the Atlantic Ocean? I bet not even half as many as Amelia Earhart. Do you remember reading in the history books about that time when Sacagawea took a break from updating her Instagram story to guide Lewis and Clark to the Pacific Ocean? Or when Harriet Tubman escaped from slavery and made thirteen rescue missions to free 70 enslaved people? What do you call that one, ”The Underground Etsy Shop”? You couldn’t hold a Yankee Candle to Hope Margala, the company’s CEO who happens to be a woman. 

    I bet you are a swell guy, Jake. But next time you come to a WNBA game, keep your eyes peeled. The forecast says it’s going to be cloudy with a chance of meatball makers.                                                                                                                                    

     Your friends,                                                                                                                   

     The WNBA 

     P.S. Please let us know if you would ever like to participate in a WNBA practice. I’m sure Brittney Griner would love to throw down a tomahawk dunk on you and hang from the rim with her elbow while you try to pick up the pieces of your soul scattered about the key. 

What's the WNBA?
Created 6/8/18
  1. Wrestling Native Blind Ants
  2. Warring Northern British Armies
  3. Women's National Basketball Association
  4. Without Nature Brings Attention

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