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Jon Rothstein: The King Of College Basketball Twitter

This college basketball season is off to an awesome start. While the games have been great, the best part of this season for me has been my introduction to Jon Rothstein. He’s a college basketball analyst and basically an encyclopedia on the sport. However, my favorite thing about him is his Twitter. I find his repetitive use of the same sayings and metaphors to be absolutely hysterical and it always makes my day.

Since we had an awesome game today between two teams that Rothstein regularly tweets about (Villanova and Virginia), I thought I’d pay homage to some of my favorite Rothstein quotes. Buckle up America.

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Villanova Is Like A Fortune 500 Company

As someone who works for a Fortune 500 company, I’m not sure if I agree with this one.

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The Beauty Of Virginia Basketball

Hard to argue with this one. Love me some Tony Bennett hoops.

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VCU Home Games And European Excursions

If you go to VCU, you’re wasting your time and money studying abroad in Europe.

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What Month Is It?

I can’t wait for February.

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Mike Brey And Christian Bale: Don’t Bet Against Them

I’ve never seen Mike Brey and Batman at the same place at the same time.

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Not Your Father’s Purdue Boilermakers

Like the root beer, but better.

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How Tough Is West Virginia?

Imagine having Bob Huggins as your father-in-law.

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Lonzo Ball And The Godfather

Watching Lonzo Ball is an offer you can’t refuse.

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The Epitome Of Brutality

My new favorite way to describe anything I hate in life (I think a buy game is when you pay a lesser team to come play you but unconfirmed).

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Never Argue Against Minka Kelly’s Attractiveness

Can’t really argue with this. Minka Kelly is amazing.

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Bill Self At Phog Allen Fieldhouse

The three constants in life.

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Buy Stock Now

I feel like my degree in Finance is pretty useless right now.

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When Creighton Plays A Home Game

Where is Omaha?


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ACC And Amnesia

The ACC is not the conference for those with good long term memories.

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Angel Delgado And Jerry Seinfeld

Should Jerry check his bank account?

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Silent Assassin 

Real G’s move in silence like Greg Gard

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Gary Clark, Chris Mack, And The Butler Way

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Along with providing great analysis, I hope Jon Rothstein keeps tweeting his sayings and metaphors. I think he’s absolutely hysterical. He has a lot of other regularly tweeted quotes but I thought I’d stick to the college basketball ones since…

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