The Dallas Cowboys are the most valuable team in all of sports, with a value of $4 billion. Not surprisingly, they are also one of the most successful teams in the history of the NFL, and hold the record for most winning seasons in a row. What does all of this mean? Well, it means that they are particularly prone to bandwagon fans, who like to throw on a Cowboys jersey, and pretend they don’t just like them because Tony Romo is on the roster (Sorry, Jessica Simpson). Luckily, America’s most glamorous team has graciously created applications to accommodate these eager bandwagoners.
The application is rather simple, and essentially only requires that you do not root for a few particular rivals of the Cowboys, and pretend you didn’t have to google the players on the sheet if you couldn’t figure it out on your own. The Cowboys will be taking on the red-hot Green Bay Packers this Sunday, and we will see how many new fans they have on their bandwagon. I’m not sure how successful they will be, since the other team is offering the chance to wear cheese on your head. However, I wish them all the best in their endeavors.